"Why, why, why she wonders do computers suddenly start behaving oddly; not letting you have the fonts, and font size and line spacing you need, for absolutely no apparent reason at all?".

"It's very odd" she cried "and very frustrating, this being held up by a computer who's decided to make life almost impossible by playing up".

"Perhaps tomorrow it will decide to play ball and co-operate?".

"And another thing, why can't I find biodegradeable poo bags for my dogs; surely some firm, somewhere, must do?!".

"Thank goodness it's Sunday evening and time to sit down and watch something on the tv", she said.